Tuffatea

Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).

Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"

Hayley: "Make you own bastard Tuffatea!"

Everyone else: "C'mon Hayley, Tuffatea!"

Hayley: *Screams* "For fucks sake... Fine!"

by Adam2ez September 21, 2009

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

frothy tuffet

The bubbly diarrhea floating on top of the water in the toilet after a massive releasing of excrement

After eating the lobster feast, Linus found himself up all night with a severe case of the frothy tuffets.

by Reboba November 3, 2006

tuffway

A term given to someone or something when they are too tuff.

Mike: Oh my god Travis Scott is such a good rapper!
Hunt: I know right!
Mike: Facts, bro is so tuffway.
Hunt: *Proceeds to dap up Mike*

by Rey0Rey August 29, 2022

Tuffied

To fuck up a goalscoring chance when it would have been easier to score, due to a complete lack of footballing ability. Verb; to 'tuffy' something ie the opportunity has been wasted

"OMG did you see the match? Robbie Keane had a chance to win it in injury time but completely tuffied it."

by Black Toga Bitch September 11, 2011

tuffing

Slang term for the underground practice of inhaling vapor from human feces, primarily for the narcotic effect of its methanethiol gas combined with the effect of hyperventilation. The term itself comes from "turd" and "huffing" due to the rapid inhalation and exhalation from paper or plastic bags containing the fecal matter. As with glue sniffing or hallucinogenic mushroom consumption,very unpleasant symptoms are experienced prior to the high, slowing the spread of the behavior. While its high is considered uniquely euphoric, tuffing is relatively brief and those who indulge in the practice risk severe infection, irritation of eyes and mucous membranes, convulsions or in extreme cases, coma or death.

Happy as they were, Shana and John annoyed all their friends after they'd been tuffing--they smelled like Mardi-Gras bathroom.

by JustMC August 23, 2016

tuffage

1. hard work, and high standards
2. the ability to outshine your opponent (See: Apocalypto the movie)

That's TUFFAGE Give up the sticks, you cant see me in this madden.

by G.B. Huffington September 16, 2011