Rhode Island Traffic Report 

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

Rhode Island Traffic Report by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010

Foot Traffic

When there are so many people on the sidewalk, that you physically unable to walk at a normal pace. Foot traffic is common during rush hours on the way to work or school. Foot traffic can often make short journeys take a long time to travel.

"He was late to math class today because he was stuck in foot traffic"

"Yo! Sorry I couldn't see Catherine today, I was stuck in a foot traffic jam at Toynbee Trail"

Foot Traffic by fuckshan May 25, 2019

human traffic cone 

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

human traffic cone by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010

Human traffic lights 

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.

The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.

Human traffic lights by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

catch him in traffic 

Rappers saying "Catch him in traffic" or "ill catch you in traffic" it means that while there going somewhere there going to catch them in traffic and kill them

I hear that nigga beefin with you.
Facts, lets catch him in traffic.

catch him in traffic by Zack2g May 17, 2016

in traffic

hustling..in traffic all day making that paper selling drugs

what you got planned for the day fam? gonna be in traffic makin that paper playa

in traffic by lagcats April 10, 2016

libertarian traffic jam 

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

libertarian traffic jam by Libertatis July 12, 2015