touch wieners

Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)

NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.

GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.

GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.

* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined

by guacablowme November 12, 2009

Tourdom

To suffer from boredom while on tour.

I am tired of doing absolutely nothing on this tour bus, I am suffering from tourdom.

by Rogie Lucero June 20, 2010

Touma

Touma is referring to an average normal guy which has a harem count of over 10000 that exceeds Kirito who can solo over infinite raid bosses with an infinity gauntlet and has a bunch of girls.

Touma has the power to negate anything, and that includes the chance of Ant man entering Thanos ass and expands in Endgame.

Touma beaten up Shido and Kirito on his Harem Count.

by Suzushina Yuriko May 8, 2019

kiss tourettes

Random spasms of kissing.

Sara, you have kiss tourettes because you're writing a paper and all of a sudden you start kissing me!

by z-kay May 29, 2011

touch of the 'rettes

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

Toulong

A tan man, extremely romantic, breakdances, he can get any girl he wants without knowing it.

Girl 1: Ohh look at Toulong
Girl2: I know. He's so cute.
Girl 3: Ahhhh.... he iss!

Toulong: *just blushes

by Lovee<3 February 25, 2010

tough balls

A word for a tough guy. Someone who is a tough balls works out all the time and has huge pecs.

Who's this tough balls over here squatting 6,000 pounds

by whosthistoughballsoverhere June 22, 2010