An individual that has a much greater than average difficulty operating and/or maintaining electronic and/or computational devices.
I break every device I own. I am the only person I know that buys the extended warranty and actually uses it. I am such a Techno-klutz!
by Bannananannabobryan December 02, 2011
The cringe like feeling during the period of time when you are debating on whether to buy technology and find yourself trying to find the cheapest deal available, even if you cannot really afford it.
Mike: I had to wait a month for my G3 phone to be returned from HTC, while it was under the 12 month warranty.
You: Did they charge you?
Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.
You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.
You: Did they charge you?
Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.
You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.
by jcontreras September 04, 2010
A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.
by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005
A traditional rave in the team room that is butt-naked. Also in includes strobe lights and sometimes glow sticks.
Tyler B: You are gay if you do techno tuesday.
Joe: No ur not, its is just dancing naked.
Tyler B: What are you gonna do about it then?
Joe: Pee on you.
Joe: No ur not, its is just dancing naked.
Tyler B: What are you gonna do about it then?
Joe: Pee on you.
by hanson4prez November 27, 2009
The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.
On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008
Someone who uses a variety of technological means, such as facebook, blackberry messenger etc, to graft on the opposite sex. i.e. going out of ones way completely, putting in an extraordinary amount of effort for minimal gains.
by Neveragrafter May 17, 2011
Something that aint goin. An object, person, or place that is completely wack and full of no style. Kevin Federline
1 "Peep these new shoes i just fuckin got"
2 "Those are ugly... na they hella techno"
1 "ay fuck you bitch your shoes look like cardboard and rubber"
2 "Those are ugly... na they hella techno"
1 "ay fuck you bitch your shoes look like cardboard and rubber"
by GoneOnMushrooms July 30, 2009