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Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015
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Shaving Chewbacca

Can' t figure it out?
Tough luck, you're shaving Chewbacca mate!
by TheBlellumBliss February 1, 2016
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saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.
Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.
by debren27 September 17, 2016
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Saving Whales

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.
Jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales.
by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016
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shaving my cat

(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
by Browncam183 February 7, 2017
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swaying sandy

Dude I just got a crazy swaying sandy on that cruise!!
by Ricky Spanish February 8, 2017
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shavinghorse

Shavinghorse: A large hand made saw horse, with a built-in saddle, in front of the saddle is a vice which holds a large sharp blade used for shaving the bark from wooden post, such as a fence post.

Shavinghorse's were commonly used during the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries. Also the area with the vice/blade attachment was known to be very wide on the shavinghorse.
Many earlier settlers when referring to someone who had a larger than average head would often refer to the person as "having a head like a shavinghorse"
Wow Bob, did you see the size of that dude's head? - he had a head on him like a shavinghorse!
by Ole' Moe March 21, 2017
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