Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

by inertialivzard July 28, 2023

cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet

I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer

by Pugwasher November 20, 2021

Coven of stitches

Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.

When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.

by angeet May 22, 2014

Stitch

A fictional character in a movie called Leo and stitch

I love the movie stitch

by Emmy stitchlover December 21, 2024

De-stitched

Removal of stitches

- Hey John! Dude what happend to your hand!?
- I sliced it on a broken bottle by accident, but its ok. Im getting de-stitched tomorrow.

by Mizz Lizzy October 10, 2023

Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.

Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!

by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021

Whip stitch

A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.

One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.

by Non-chlorine bleach May 16, 2023