Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.

Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.

by Clagbo August 22, 2006

Stain

Rob someone, usually for drugs.

I just hit a stain on them fufu ass niggas.

by 064 December 20, 2012

shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.

I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.

by jim dandyy June 13, 2011

shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 26, 2006

Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

cherry stain

1) One of the most difficult stains to remove left when the juice of the cherry fruit drips on clothing.

2) A mess left on the sheets, in her panties, on the car seat, or where ever a girl looses her virginity if her hymen bleeds. Often the blood is mixed with seamen when the girl loses her virginity through unsafe sex.

Vivki had a hard time explaining the cherry stain in her underwear to her mother because her mother recognized the cum mixed in with it. She tried to tell her mom that she was on her period, but she knew that her mother had bought her sanitary napkins two weeks before so she probably wouldn't believe her. Her mom was upset because Vicki had sex on her first ever date, but was gentle as she told Vivki about safe sex. Vicki told her mom that she hopped Randy could get the cherry stain out of his bed sheets because they left a lot of blood and cum.

by BRD October 27, 2004

Stainstorming

To contemplate a complex work issue while relieving oneself on the toilet. Differs slightly from slogging (s*hit logging) in that it can often be done in concert depending on the capacity of the facilities in the office.
Also closely related to core system log export.

Ralph devised an excellent solution to solve the big clients issues while stainstorming after $1 burrito day at the cantina.

by VBAHole22 November 3, 2007