squeaky

Crying.

{Jerry, watching the Maury show on the telly}: Aww look at Marisol. She still hasn't found the baby daddy. She's so squeaky!!!

by Telephony May 6, 2019

Jean Squeeze

The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.

Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

The Blue Squeeze

Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."

John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.

by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008

It squeaks when he walks

A cheap person. Someone who is tight with their money. Tightwad.

He's so tight, it squeaks when he walks.

by Angel of Mine August 31, 2011

squeazin

The unusual phyisical and mental sensation one feels after taking dirty acid, and can really be expressed with no other word.

Man this fuckin acid sucks. Now we'll be "squeazin" for hours. I'm not even seeing good tracers.

by aaron doyle February 14, 2008

squeakret

A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.

A fart shared in private with one you love.

Husband to Wife:

"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."

Wife to Husband:

"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"

by vsugar August 16, 2009

Squeeze tube

referring to a penis.

she grabbed my dick like it was a Squeeze tube.

by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010