Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

back squash

It's when gravity takes its toll and liquid falls through a hole and run down the sides.

"Hey man did she say she had back squash? " "I can totally feel your back squash." "Do you know the study of back squash?"

by joint alien January 5, 2017

Dribble Squash

A game I invented with my dad when I couldn't play squash properly. It is like squash, but with no rules. The only rule is to keep the ball moving.

Wow, you should try playing Dribble Squash ! You'd be good at it.

by Spagz July 3, 2018

Drop some squash

Slang/vulgar way of saying the action of defecation aka, “going poop”.

“Hey Brett you seen a bathroom anywhere? I gotta drop some squash ASAP.”
Also used as an adjective,
“Hold on a second, I’m dropping some squash!

by Major Monkey May 20, 2023

jacking my squash

When somebody is pissing you off

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

by Kylethajit September 28, 2021

SQUASH 57

SQUASH 57, aka Squash57 / SQ57 / S57 and Racketball (in the UK), is a game played by 2 or 4 people on a squash court using Racquetball racquets and a 57mm diameter rubber ball. The sport is governed by the World Squash Federation.

I play SQUASH 57 on a squash court

by POsborn December 24, 2020

squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.

I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.

by Lord Nuggetsworth March 12, 2019