When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””
“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
Get the Michoacán sprinkler mug.The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
by Spandangler May 12, 2009
Get the sprinkle monkey mug.a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.
"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
by skullking April 8, 2009
Get the butt splunker mug.A smaller version of a baby shower given to someone who is expecting their 2nd child, especially if it is of the opposite sex.
Amanda already has a daughter but she is expecting a boy in a couple months, so we are throwing her a baby sprinkle so she can get some boy clothes.
by Thunder28 December 11, 2009
Get the baby sprinkle mug.A sexual act where the receiveing partner holds a sprinkled donut up to their desired orifice. This is to make a target for getting nailed in the ass.
Dave: "Micah, what did you do last night?"
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
by hot sprinkles February 28, 2011
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by lonewolf74 October 17, 2011
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