by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021
Get the Spooge Tankmug. A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds
"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"
by spoogelad May 14, 2019
Get the Spooge Mongrelmug. A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.
by Kid Blue April 3, 2023
Get the Spooge Skimmermug. A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.
Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."
by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025
Get the Spooge McGeemug. A male orgasm that features a huge amount of spooge, bigger than a spooge souffle but smaller than a spooge-cano.
"Me and the boys were jacking it and we all synchronised causing a Spooge-arama, it was crazy bro you should come to the next one"
by spoogelad May 14, 2019
Get the Spooge-aramamug. Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.
After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!
by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018
Get the Spooge Guttersmug. Making an ejaculation come out much harder by squeezing the penis very tightly until it explodes out
by Flaplaya September 30, 2019
Get the Spooge boostermug.