splashy john

A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.

"Timmy did you use the bathroom?"
"Fuck naw mommy! I got a splashy john!"

by poopy butt January 20, 2015

protein splash

The act of ejaculation on a partner's face. Protein refers to the protein content present in semen or ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth, so I gave her a protein splash and blinded her.

by Chris Raven January 11, 2006

splash waterfalls

to orgasm. Originating from Ludacris' song "Splash Waterfalls."

The sheets are wet from the splash waterfalls.

by ANGELiiADORE May 9, 2004

splash the pot

to toss a large amount of chips into a pot (esp. in poker), rendering the total value of the pot obscure

"Teddy, don't splash the pot."
"This is my club, so i will splash the pot whenever the feck i please."

by katan July 28, 2004

wank splash

a siemen stain, or a derogatory term for a person deemed not even fit to be a wanker or a flying spunk bubble.

"Oi wank splash, you just spilt my pint!"

by jonny quango September 2, 2008

splosh

Covering one's self in food/wet and messy substances in order to acheive sexual stimulation/arousal.

As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?

"At the splosh party the group covered eachother in body paint and whipped cream."

by little Lady May 13, 2005

Meat Ball Splash

During the act of rough oral or deep throat, it is when the man receiving is suprised with a spash of self gratitude when the female regergitates on his member. {This can also happen when the splasher is either ill or highly intoxicated, which makes it that much better.}

Paul was supprised when his girl from the Super-Fresh store gave him a meat ball splash for free.

by 1670 July 14, 2006