shlength

The length of a shlong.

See shlong, shlongitude

My shlength is the standard for Astronomical Units.

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

Spengler's Glob

1) A euphemistic term for semen reminiscent of one of the Ghostbusters

2) A seriously mucus-y poo

Dude, I totally shat a Spengler's Glob this morning

by slimerslovegoo August 17, 2009

splenderiforous

Smushing together the words splendid, teriffic, and marvelous to mean amazing or fabulous.

Today, Bob said, "That was splenderiforous, baby!" Sadly, Bob was serious.

by Bobby!~~ July 23, 2007

Splenda-man

Sugar daddy lite.

My sugar daddy lost so much money in the stock market that he is more like a splenda-man these days.

by Willow324 March 10, 2009

shlengo

to kill someone by a blowjob, becuase ur penis is too big, it chokes them to death.

i shlengoed your mom last night and now shes dead.

by gooch-a-rooney June 29, 2009

speng eye

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre

"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"

by eloisepr January 29, 2016

Splenda

1.)A fake bitch that fools you with kindness.
2.)Fake sugar.

That Splenda bitch would watch my dog for free then called animal control on me.

by Louie Putton September 8, 2016