Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.

Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash

Splash and dash by safekid420 March 13, 2015

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splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

splash bath by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015

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Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

Splash Damage by stormychild March 23, 2016