Splagduk

When a sly young man combs his beard at a speed of 5000 strokes per hour as his penis loosely falls out of his pants

Brad Pitt often splagduks before eating a meal.

by The potato tamer December 8, 2010

Spagetti Worm

When a male sticks his long skinny hairless penis up a female's anus

i used my spagetti worm last night

by theguywholovessex April 2, 2011

sploge biscuit

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.

the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.

by e z geezus July 29, 2011

Slagetha Christie

A person who is always in someone else's business and really should mind their own.

Its got nothing to do with you Slagetha Christie so keep aaat!

by Whosaskin? August 6, 2011

Slagenda

A portmanteau word incorporating the words Slag and Agenda. A to do list or schedule of activities which a woman of loose virtue has to observe through the evening. A slut timetable or skanky shopping list

Bitch, I saw that fine young piece of ass walking my way and I put getting him to cornhole me straight to the top of my slagenda

by BigDaddyCash September 19, 2011

Spagend

A Spagend is the name given to youths who attend education to praise their teachers, Spagends will often complement teachers out of the blue some times even going so far as to neaten collars and clothes of such teacher. These Spagends will often find themselfs on the receiving end of regular beatings from there piers.

Spagend-"I must say sir, I really do think you bring the heart and soul to the English department"
Teacher- "Thankyou Spagend,"
Spagend- "sir your tie is slightly out of line let me straitened it for you"

by Mowle January 7, 2012

splafety

Like safe; but for when you're a locally renowned smoke-smith

Stonestein: Hey bae, I just put the kettle on, going to make some dank tea
Dankmiestro: spplllaaaaffffffffeeeeeeee

Stonestein: splafety m8

by BERGJEW April 17, 2016