happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 6, 2010

Spaffwald

Large breasted Bitchy Legend with a weakness for spaff. Generally located at music venues in Bristol with a drink in one hand and a spaffstick in the other.

Spaffwald smacks Mit Bellendinme in the face with her colossal jugs.

by Not Rex September 12, 2003

spla-dow

The act of busting; to ejaculate; to cum

When we were dancing, she rubbed to hard with her hips, i was like SPLA-DOW!

by CigarCity813 May 28, 2006

sclafandon

The combination of a legendary last name, and the word don. Defines an absolute legend

Man, I️ wish I️ had sclafandons shoes

by Maryland>all January 17, 2018

Splack

Noun-form:
Semen; ejaculation aimed at the face and whose namesack is tdrawn from the sound the fluid makes as it hits skin.

Verb: To ejaculate onto someone.

Noun: She is just waiting for my splack.

Verb: I was so annoyed at the infrequency of our sex, that I splacked all over her face.

by Quagbert February 29, 2004

splack

to get in between; sexual act

yo im gonna splack those thighs

by cashmonkey August 8, 2003