spank to fuck ratio

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

by Weird Caress May 11, 2008

spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).

Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.

by Black@Heart October 22, 2010

spanking

What a little kid fears to get and adults wish to get

~woman talking to two males~

Time for a spanking!

Younger Male- AAHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!

Older Male- Cumming

by lunar shadows October 25, 2004

spank you

often used in place of "thank you," and resond to with "your rectum."

Here's your 'ritto.
Why, spank you!
Your rectum.

by Calo November 1, 2003

spankies

Really tight and short shorts, such as spandex and bike shorts.

I'm wearing my spankies!

by DrumNerd April 22, 2003

Spanking

The act of pulling someone over the knee, taking away their center of gravity, and striking the buttocks with a bare hand or an implement until they are bright red.

“Us guys were standing around when we just happened to see Maddie, who is 15, get pulled over her dads lap for a bare bottom spanking.”

by Johnnywy March 5, 2018

Spank bank

A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.

Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.

A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...

Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?

Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.

Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!

by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008