Spaka

A nickname given to someone sober by another who is very high and drunk in the backseat.

"Spaka! You ain't no treaty-maker!"

by Spaka August 23, 2004

spankable

adj. Someone who incites masturbation.

Man 1: My goodness, that is quite a fetching young lady!
Man 2: Yup... Spank-a-ble!

by Bad2DaBone August 26, 2003

Saskatchewan Syndrome

The effects of staying in Canada's most boring province for too long. Symptoms may include: Nausea, Boredom, Obesity, Severe headaches,Excessive fido fornication, and in severe cases losing your mind completley. Can be cured by moving somewhere populated, more exciting or beautiful

Doctor: Hmm, you say that he has been living in Regina for two months now? That explains it...I'm sorry M'am, your son has Saskatchewan Syndrome. I think if you want to cure him...move him somewhere very populated.

by Justine_Hawley March 2, 2009

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 8, 2004

saskatoon berry pull

a man calls over his lady and explains that he has a present for her. (works best with coming back from a long business trips) then the man proceeds to lift up his shirt, (or take it off) and ever so slightly "slides down" his pants so that he starts to reveal his "love lines". Then, when the lady is at her most peek of interest, the man pulls out his bellybutton lint and presents it to her.

"I just love getting Saskatoon berry pulls' from Eddy"

by Adrian P. August 5, 2007

Spankatorium

The generic term for a strip club.

Once her shift was over and she had counted up her money, Jenny knew she would never be broke again a long as there was a spankatorium in town.

by Uncle Citizen April 9, 2008

spankaholic

A chronic masturbator. A person addicted to masturbation.

Guy1: "Bob is always in the can wacking off."
Guy2: "He can't help it. He's a total spankaholic."
Guy1: "He needs to get in a 12 step program.

by walleye15 August 22, 2011