Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"

by whorelita January 5, 2013

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I’m eating spaghetti

Spaghetti 🍝 is yummy

I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating spaghetti

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020

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Ms. Spaghetti

Ms. Spaghetti is a teacher that looks like a nun and likes to fail Trula. She wears a wedding ring but probably just to make herself feel less lonely.

im going to fucking slap Ms. Spaghetti

by ThotPatrol4206969 October 9, 2019

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swaghetti

Pasta that is high in swagginess. You should only order this if you have extreme swag.

Nee! This pasta is total crapola! eh? Get me some swaghetti you jerk bastardo!

by Wannabeapasta October 2, 2014

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spaggett

A substance which you should never fucking touch in any circumstances. d

Tom: *touches spaggett*
Jim: *Obliterates tom with a fucking lazer coming out of his penis*

by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

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i hope she made lots of spagettii

A phrase commenly used in youtube poop by gay luigi in the cd-i game, Hotel Mario, in which "she" is Princess Peach. This is said while Mario and Luigi make their way to Peach's palace for a picnic.

"Lots" can also be (and is more commonly) said as "lotsa".

Gay Luigi: I hope she made lots of spagettii!

by eghsfuibrd January 29, 2009

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