soft jacking

To masturbate a guy while his penis is soft until he ejaculates. (This can take a very long time and often means that he doesn't like you very much.)

Kim just kept tugging at my dick. She just kept soft jacking me until I came. That chick sure is ugly but she can soft jack like a pro!

by Sam Giberson September 22, 2007

Soft & wet

Soft & wet is a stand in the popular manga and anime JoJo's bizarre adventure, Soft & wet is the stand of the main character in JoJo's bizarre adventure part 8 used by Josuke higashikata who has the nickname "Gappy" based on the gap between his teeth. Soft & wet has the main ability of plunder which Soft & wet will throw a bubble at someone or something stealing a part of them Example "Soft & wet just stole the friction off the ground"

Fucking idiot: Soft & wet is a horrible stand

Chad: You are a fucking fool

by God damn nerd December 15, 2020

Soft-dressing

A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance

Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.

by FuturePoet September 12, 2010

soft liquor

Soft liquor is off-brand rum, vodka, whisky or other distilled spirits not good enough to drink neat (or mix with gasoline as motor fuel), mixed with sugar not good enough to feed to livestock, poured into gaily coloured bottles and marketed to people who can't or won't drink real liquor. Typical trade names are "Amaretto," "Southern Comfort," "Malibu," and any of the rash (I use the term advisedly) of flavored "vodkas" inflicted on the drinking public. Just about the only liquor made BETTER by mixing with Coke.

"You don't want to go in there... our wives and three other women from their secretarial pool have been guzzling soft liquor all evening, and they're talking about dressing us up like Chippendales... "

by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2013

Soft turkey

The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.

(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)

John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."

by agave.syrup April 12, 2015

soft car

A unmarked police vehicle, used by police detectives such as gang unit.

You see him? He's in a soft car around the block.

by Zayats June 21, 2019

Soft crush

Person who seems attractive for you, but not in romantical way. You adore them and find amazing, maybe you wanna be friends with them or it's okay to just be near.

- so, Gerard is in love with Frank?
- no, I think it's just a soft crush for him

by lolawayxxx January 19, 2020