snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.

Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..

by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014

snatch snatcher

A Pussy Magnet, someone who is extremely good at obtaining girls available for intercourse

Steve: I dont wanna brag Carl.. but im a real snatch snatcher

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015

Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

Satzu

A ship consisting of two dorks and they're gay asf.

I'm totally Satzu for Jamie

What the fuck is a Satzu

by sleepydubu September 3, 2017

Snatchery

The process of aggressively taking (snatching) something.

THIS IS UNDOCUMENTED WEAVE SNATCHERY!!!!!

by Telssn June 2, 2018

snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

tuna snatch

An insult that can be used when a woman's snatch smells like tuna due to neglect or maybe even overuse

"Damn why does the cougar bar smell like a fish market?"
"Oh that's where all the tuna snatches in this town hang out"

by tuna69 October 20, 2011