swaddle

to move your hips in a circular motion while straddling an object

adam swaddled alex's face

by cbrownlee December 15, 2010

saddle bag

A sexual act similar to the teabag. You place a testicle on each side of a persons mouth and bounce up and down usually while the middle of your scrotum is being sucked.

Hey, I was thinking maybe we could saddle bag tonight.

by Josh Pritchett September 2, 2006

saddle the pony

meaning to put on a condom.

gil: damn man i got sarah pregnant...
me: well duh gil, you forgot to saddle the pony

by pimp daddy dollars February 15, 2005

Swaddle

When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in

Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool

by hotchick7120 June 21, 2011

saggy saddlebag

When you are at a public swimming pool and you see an old man sitting on the edge or the shallow end and his balls are hanging out of his swimming trunks.

"That old dude has a serious case of saggy saddlebags. Gross!"

by Curtis R. September 19, 2003

grumpy saddle

Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.

After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.

by Still Not Quite Right August 5, 2008

dick saddler

one who likes to mount themselves on dicks. one who rides dicks for pleasure in spare time. someone who gets on your nerves. (male to male) call someone this to piss them off.

"Justin, why did you have to win? I wanted to," says jim. "Cause you suck at life," replies justin. "God justin you're a dick saddler."

by xx69inmymouthxforfree69 July 20, 2009