Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

Sloner

A crooked boner usually caused by seeing someone who is between crust lord and hot

That fat chick gave me a sloner.

by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019

Slones

The best family in the world

U are the best slones

by Sy slone July 31, 2019

Boinky sloinky

when the sussy slucky wuggy does the spluncky boingy sloinky to wubby wluby sussy splushie wockie stoinky wlubby splushie but the scruby scrussy isnt wobbly woinky anymore 🤤🤤🤤

person 1: Boinky sloinky 🤤🤤

person 2: what?

by Microsoft power point March 17, 2022

Sloane

A really pretty, popular girl, usually a cheerleader, fucking sexy, guys want to bone, virgin, loves to party, wears only designer.

Guy 1: damnnn did you see that sloane
guy 2: only the best can get that.

by viciouslover12 March 10, 2009

sloan

A verb, which means to masturbate violently to a video game while playing said video game.

Dude, Garrett is sloaning to WoW.

by wpi-anonymous July 16, 2008

shount

Shount ...has Many Level's of meaning ,HowEver it started as ... The Feeling YOU get in Your Gut , When SomeOne or SomeThing is Saying,Telling,Trying to convince YOU that YOU SHOULD ... But YOUR InStinct's Say That You DON'T ...
Thats SHOUNT ... <(Pre).... SHOUNT
(Post) > ... The Feeling of Knowing that You SHOULD have Listened to YOUR InStinct's & After the Fact YOU Have to Confess ...> OR ...The NON Involvment Version ... Seeing or Hearing SomeThing ... Thats Makes YOUR InStinct's Say SHOUNT ... TesTolerance... They Say, We Should ... I Say, We Don't ... Just Say, SHOUNT ...

Shount ... > (pre) ... Hey, You want to go Have Some Drink's & Then Go Racing out at the old AirPort,... No , I DON'T Want to ... C'mon YOU SHOULD ... It will Be fun ... NO thanks I DON'T ... Man I Say, YOU SHOULD , C'mon ...
" SHOUNT " ....
(POST) > ... YOU Don't Listen to YOUR InStinct's & YOU Go Drink & Go Race ... A) Nothing happen's YOU Have a GREAT Time ... B) D.U.I. LOSE $$$ & Lic. ect... C) Crash & Burn,Die or Live & KILL SomeOne Else ... I SHOUNT Have Done That ... > NON Involvment ... To See the Struggle Between The DO's & DON'Ts ... & The SHOULD's & SHOUNT's ... & When it happen's ...At that moment ...
" Oh SHOUNT "

by Ace Banger, The Guru January 19, 2008