Louching

when you take a poopy and it makes a loopy so you cut it off and freeze it (with carbon dioxide or nitrogen) so you can smoothie it and consume it through any hole

Jenna Ortega: “haha babe why does your breath smell so bad”

Judyhoppslover: “sorry babe, i just got done louching, don’t touch the blender for a while!”

by XxMrNipzxX December 7, 2024

slornching

The act of inserting a straw into the Anus and then sucking up any visoucous fluid with said straw

Bro I almost got a whole cup slornched up!
Damn, I can barely Slornch a drop!
Leave me alone I'm Slornching right now!

by Donquay-quay January 30, 2025

Smooching

The act of transferring semen from one’s male genitalia to another’s while each tip is in contact with the other.

Those two guys were smooching in the washroom just now

by SSJSmoochum March 26, 2025

Slushing

1. To make or receive money in an absurd, purposeless, or ironically self-aware fashion.
2. To contribute to a meaningless numerical increase for the sake of comedy, nihilism, or internet performance art.

Origin: Popularized by the site growtheslush.com, where users donate money for no reason other than to watch a number go up.

“Elon just paid me $500 for tweeting nonsense. Absolute slushing.”

“Parlays didn't hit. I just got slushed.”

“Everytime someone Venmos me, it feels like a beautiful slush."

“Slush it. See what happens. It's only savings.”

by GhostOfAnEgo May 19, 2025

Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

sleuthing

Pulling down your pants in front of the opps, gooning, and shitting yourself to assert dominance and increase aura.

I got caught by the opps yesterday, and immediately began sleuthing it. They went away real quick.

by nooppee June 6, 2025

Snoughing

When your trying to hold in a laugh so hard that you begin to breathe through your nose and mouth in a giggling fashion while holding a straight face

You must laugh in order to begin snoughing

by Youdbb August 19, 2025