Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 18, 2023
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slit interference

The term that physicists use for preventing a man from having sex with a woman (i.e. "cockblocking"). Single slit interference refers to cockblocking just one guy, whereas double slit interference refers to cockblocking two different guys.
"I observed some single slit interference last night in the lab"
"With a laser?"
"Nah man, roger was trying to wheel his lab partner but this other dude spilled some chemicals on her and she had to go to the emergency room."
"I hate when that happens"
by physicist November 25, 2013
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Narrow slit

Man on edge
Got no friends
Turns to a fridge

No trust to lend
He's such a narrow slit
He needs to open up and have some trust
by The Phantom Menace March 29, 2023
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Stupid slit

When someone tried to call u a slut but spells it wrong so it comes out slit
by bigtaytay#1 January 06, 2022
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Sissy slit

The vagina of a post-op trans woman (derogatory)
Yo Stacy, your sissy slit looks better than the real deal, damn!
by Oooblywoobly September 12, 2023
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slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.
Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!
by Chris_32 May 27, 2024
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