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the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.
Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".
by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017
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Open Anus sledding

A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”
“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”
by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020
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sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk
After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.
by hailbop May 16, 2006
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Sledneck

Someone who lives in Alaska that enjoys skinny dipping in ice cold lakes, rides a snowmobile and snowboard, lives in Juneau, likes death metal rooster, and dresses up as a paint sample man. The bros of the North.
Dude, Kyran is such a sledneck.
by destinyless February 3, 2015
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sleddable

When something meets the requirements to be able to sled without getting injured or some other bad thing.
person 1: Are you going to sled on that hill?

person 2: Yeah only if its sleddable.
by 76540 October 26, 2020
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sledgehammer

Peter Gabriel's song about sex
I wanna be your sledgehammer.......
by CatherineInRock January 8, 2004
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sledging

Practice of insulting opposition, used mainly by Australian cricketers.
Steve Waugh was sledging when he made references to Ganugly's mother.
by Raka November 27, 2003
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