Skateboarding

Im not here to convince you that skateboarding is good or bad. I'm just going to tell you my story, and leave you to draw your own conclusions. Even though it may sound played out, skateboarding truly is a way of life. I get the illest vibe just skating down the street, cruising. The long summer days and endless nights spent with your boys at your favorite spot, just skating. Every stressful thought, all your concerns and sadness dissapear as you become the happiest person in the world, steadily skating with a grin on your face. its days like this that stick with me forever. every ledge is butter. all your tricks are crisp. Laughing with your friends with a boombox, skating untill the sun goes down. It didnt matter what you wore, wether it be tight shirts or baggy pants. wether you listened to punk or hip-hop. We were skaters. we were all united by one thing: our passion for fun, and our love for the game. People look at us like were from a different planet, quietly wondering how we can have so much control over anything with only our feet. They dont understand, and shoot us with nasty looks, but we know better. just keep skating and life will play out for the better. Just know that if you keep pouring your efforts and energy twords it, it will return the favor. Looking back on the years spent, its beautiful to recall the nights spent focused on nailing that trick. nothing else mattered. And once you landed it, you just smiled and moved on to the next trick. then maybe next week you took it down some stairs. people watch and recognize the vibe. some get it. some dont. it doesnt matter. skateboarding is the richest and most beautiful journey if ever traveled, and is accountable for some of my fondest memories.

Skateboarding:

DGK all day...

by sdfasdfsadfasdfasd January 9, 2009

Woodwose Skateboards

woodwose skateboards is a small company out of Newton, MA. Full skatevideo coming out may 10' featuring the Woodwose team:

Eli Olson
Brian Daly
Drew Huff
Joe Durt
Justice Hedenberg
Max Harrison Caldwell
and more

Woodwose Skateboards donates money to global warming

by Green Smoke March 27, 2010

One Seated Lamborghini

A person who believes in a philosophy that life is like a car on the road and true happiness can only come from one's self and being single for life. The car represents one's life and the seats are the people who are in it. The driver is "YOU", the passenger seat represents a "PARTNER" and the back seats represent "CHILDREN". AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SEAT IN THAT BITCH FOR YOU.

The car will be dropping in 2034

"THE CAR ONLY FITS ONE PERSON NIKOLA, AND IT'S FOR ME!!"

"I believe in the One Seated Lamborghini theory"

by NIKOLAURWEIRD August 21, 2021

scates

A word used when a person wants to kill themselves or when suggesting someone else should kill themselves, preferably by hanging. Can be used in many contexts. It can also be seen as sc8z, sc8, skates, sk8, sk8z.

Friend 1: I've got a 2000 word assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started
Friend 2: SCATES!!!

Friend 1: I had a 14 killsteak in HoN and died, think in gonna scates.
Friend 2: unlucky, massive sc8z

by I-AM-HON April 30, 2011

skateboard

something that relieves stress (or generates more, depending on what you do). it can be the greatest thing in the world or the worst. when it seems like the worst, jut keep practicing.

oh, and it annoys the shit out of old people.
i hate old people.

i also hate that old nickolodeon show Rocket Power, buncha posers.

poser: hEy GuYs WhO wAnTs To, LiKe, Go ToTaLlY sHrEd, MaN!
skater: shut the fuck up before i crack your skull with my board. oh, and your toys'r'us board sucks Hitler's left nut.

skateboard. now ive used it in my definition so UD will accept it.

by Skatey Mc Skaterton September 9, 2006

skateboarder

A person who gets a lot of shit from frat/jock/scum because theyre ex girlfriends are all fucking skaters. Skateboarders also get a lot of hate because the frat/jock/scum cant skateboard so in turn they just talk shit. Frat Jock Scum is just upset because theyre too dumb and fucking muscular to skate and they cant just tackle into someone like a dickface.....besides why would those dudes wanna skate anyway no one in skateboarding likes dave mathews or OAR . Skateboarders are generally sincere,honest, hardworking kids and the ones who are fuck ups arent really skateboarders becuase if they were real skateboarders they would be skateing instead of fucking up. ANd if anyone has anything bad to say you can contact me and come over my house and watch your girl suck me off. WOOD PUSHERS FUCKING UNITE BITCHES.

Skateboarders are fucking rad kids .

by PHILTHADELHPIA July 5, 2006

skatebored

A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored

Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.

by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009