Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011

Suttle

It's SUBTLE, you dipshit.

there's a subtle b there it's not suttle

by Disper C May 30, 2018

scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.

Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.

by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013

smuttles

dried-out slug granny titties; saggy old hooters; shriveled wrinkly boobies

Oh man, I walked in on my grandma in the shower last night and I was horrified by seeing her smuttles.

by ptolemy2 March 5, 2010

Shutter Shades

Plastic, usually bright-colored sunglasses with horizontal plastic strips where the lenses would be, thus giving the effect of a shutter while defeating the purpose of sunglasses. Shutter shades were debuted by Kanye West.

I was so excited when I bought a pair of shutter shades on sale, until I realized that there was nowhere I could wear them to.

by Okaytosuck October 27, 2008

Skuttlebug

A man who is unemployed, may live with his mother, and usually has bad credit.
A man who preys on women for money, clothing, and asks them to co-sign for items he can not afford, thereby ruining that woman's credit.Usually associated with trash-bunnies, the female version of the skuttlebug.
A man who looks for a handout; has nothing of his own.

You see that fool over there? That skuttlebug asked to hold my car, and wanted gas money!

by T. Jeffers January 13, 2008

Bee Shutter Moment

getting the name of something wrong whilst showing yourself up.
(this came from when someone was standing in makro thinking of the name for insect killers, and said 'Bee Shutter')

Saying 'bee shutter' instead of insect killer
((you do not have to say bee shutter to have a bee shutter moment))

by Machuus D July 15, 2008