Shankfisted

To get drilled in the head with a shank or other potentially lethal object, resulting in immediate coma and/or death.

Did you see that fight?

~Yeah, but it wasn't much of a fight... motherfucker pretty got his ass straight shankfisted.

by Caminitia May 18, 2009

Shanklanding

When someone stares at you with sunglasses on.

Man the guy wont stop shanklanding me.

by cheesynugget March 19, 2010

beef shank dangler

large male genitals, a large penis

Do you think you can deep-throat my beef shank dangler?

by Crazy Doc Brown April 2, 2007

gopher-shank

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.

The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.

by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009

soccer shank

Kicking the ball way over the goal. A soccer term only. Ex. one would say, "That was an air ball!" in basketball. However, in soccer one would say "He shanked that ball!"

He really soccer shanked that ball!

by the smart asian June 22, 2014

wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.

Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!

by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017

shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.

I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...

by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017