schmoog

its a word that can mean ne thing you want

You are such a schmoog

by shannon adn jen-izzle August 28, 2004

shmoogle

a man with eggs, who dropped them off in a fat old ladies sack.

"wow, did you see that shmoogle with your mom?"

by stevenamandaarecool August 22, 2011

shmoof

A sign of distress, said when one is shocked, appalled, or just plain bored.

Girl 1: I said no to that dude that asked me out.
Girl 2: OMG! Shmoof! Why? He was hot!

by RawrBucketsIZFIT March 15, 2009

Shmooglick

Noun; A woman that is grumpy, mean to her boyfriend and believes on cheating on him frequently. Shmoogs are happy when shopping, eating Texas cheese fries and Nachos. Shmoogs often release a funk while sleeping. If able to take care of a Shmoog in a relationship you are a stud!!

Yeah im dating a shmooglick

by Ricky Davidson February 5, 2010

Shmooble

To pull a sad face for no apparent reason, complete with sad puppy-dog eyes, quivering lower lip, etc.
An excellent distraction from boring classes!

Other forms: Shmoobled, shmoobling, shmooblers

Tzivi shmoobled at Sara during class, causing her to burst out laughing.

Gila (on AIM): ...and then, i decided to go shopping, and bought red shoes!
Rakefet (on AIM): i'm shmoobling

by Cucharita October 31, 2006

Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010

Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.

Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.

by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010