zhao shang hao zhong guo

zhao shang hao zhong guo xian zai wu you... bing qi ling wo hen xi huan bing chilling

incompetent person: hey man, whats up?

jon xena: zhao shang hao zhong guo xian zai wu you bing qi ling wo hen xi huan bing chillin

by acquainted fetus April 22, 2023

Shanghai Tunnel

When a man gapes another man's asshole and then inserts a pocket pussy in his asshole and then has sex with the pocket pussy so that way it won't be gay.

I'm not gay or anything, but that dude is so hot I would give him a Shanghai Tunnel" or "Dude, if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you a Shanghai Tunnel"

by Jazzworth the Conqueror March 12, 2011

shang hai

the phrase you use when something is stolen by a group of Native Americans or Asians.

"I can't log onto WoW, my account has been shang hai'd."

by Dean :] February 6, 2007

Shanger

Also spelled "Shaynger", this word blends the usage of the name Shane and the word anger. Being shangry is one step past anger, often defined as hostility with urge to physically attack.

Kirt: "Can you cover my shift?"

Shane: "Why the hell should I have to do that?"

Kirt: "Don't unleash your Shanger on me"

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I asked Shayne to take my work order, and he got all shangry on me.

by PalatialGabe November 20, 2010

Shangri-La

Heaven to the juagglos, no it's heaven. They are a fucking cult.

I listen to icp so im going to Shangri-La. yeah right. yeha rightttt thats a cult.

by ew, ICP? December 18, 2005

shanghai special

A high class maneuver accomplished in the following manner: going to a restaurant (preferably fast food). Then proceeding to take one's drink cup to the bathroom ejaculating into said cup. The person then makes their way back to the table and subtily switches their drink cup with that of a friend's.

man, james and I were in the taco bell the other day, and he straight gave me the shanghai special.

by Joseph Signet November 20, 2004

shanghai stirfry

when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!

by browneyediver January 22, 2009