Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

shitstink

1. the odor of shit. shitstink can be mostly found in toilets although is often generated through farting. especially after curry. shitstink is only truly a bad sign when gaping is involved

the shitstink in here could kill goldfish

by vojtart April 27, 2006

shitstainian

someone who acts like a shitstain, but is refered to as a group of shitstain acting people.

Stop acting like a shitstainian you fucktard

by shokashiro May 15, 2006

shititch

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.

"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."

by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008

Shitsticles

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".

a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."

by Sonaru. January 18, 2013

Shitstack

A shit large enough for two.

I just pooped a shitstack so high, it's coming out of the bowl.

by daviddeath June 21, 2014

Shitsmithing

Making knives/ swords without using forging and hammering to shape the metal.

I wanted to do a tutorial of how to make a knife on youtube, but i only had a grinding wheel, so I just said fuck it and did some shitsmithing.

by Mollygod007 October 3, 2017