shirt off

The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".

You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".

Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".

You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".

Google: "tom cruise shirt off".

You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".

Google: "jack black soundboard".

by kadatz May 12, 2010

shirtcocking

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.

I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.

by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010

shirt flab

Extra shirt that comes partially untucked because of movement such as raising ones arms and makes one look like one is flabby. Especally when the shirt is a dress shirt with a tshirt underneath.

After a long day at McQuaid Phil had a large amount of shirt flab hanging out.

by javaguy89 January 7, 2008

did it for the shirt

An excuse used to clear your status from a stupid act that you performed.

It basically comes from the idea that all events have shirts, regardless of how great the event really was.

Guy 1: I can't believe you banged her...
Guy 2: Yeah, I just did it for the shirt
Gu1 1: What shirt?
Guy 2: You know, the 'I banged your mom last night' shirt...

by Wardrich December 17, 2006

Tuxedo T-shirt

A shirt that tells people "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too."

1. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt 'cause it says like I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too."

by mikeman52 June 27, 2011

Spread shirt

another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.

Uggh im on ud and another beyatch is on advertising some shirts called Spread shirt

by First Poster October 21, 2008

t-shirt ass

a girl that has a flat ass, resembling the long flatness of a t shirt.

Ay yo shawty, u aint cute, let me get my shirt back, cause u gots a t-shirt ass

by mz. ghetto-no-booty June 12, 2010