shippensburg

one of the most pathetic hick towns you will ever visit. filled with red necks and people who find killing things entertaining. they dont have a sence of culture and almost everyone is related. most of them are unordinarily ugly. locals spend their free time watching tractor pulls and killing helpless animals. the school district sucks balls and there are too many drunk college students running around town. shitty place.

i live in shippensburg and i think im goin to go huntin and get me a buck.

by ur moms on mars March 28, 2009

Shipley

A person, no taller than 5'6", who is a teacher's pet simpley for her name.

Also associated with synonym for shit

A girl who gets hot when thinking about Harry Potter, Twilight, or Project Runway- especially Tim Gunn

1) Shipley Hey Michael, did u watch Project Runway last night? Yea Tim Gunn is sooo hot I couldn't stop dreaming about his gay dick all night!!!

by UKnowIt94 December 7, 2009

Robin/Starfire shipper

A supporter of the canon pairing or ship for two characters from the animated show "Teen Titans".

Definitely one of the most nonsensical pairings ever created in the history of God's green earth. Robin/Starfire shippers are all, or in most part, children. They have no lives and love to entertain themselves by preaching their 'righteous fury!!!1" to anyone that will listen, and those who won't.

-"Robin/Starfire shipper" is an adjective of "fuckface".
-Robin/Starfire shippers claim to be all-knowing and comment on anything with "Rob/Star 4eva!!!!!!1111"
-They don't work because they're not old enough. And all of them have the insatiable urge to become internet trolls.

-Robin/Starfire shippers are mentally retarded. And like to talk about Rob/Star and/or compare everything to Rob/Star all the time, to compensate for not having a life of their own. They also refer to Rob/Star as "perfect 4 each other lolz".

"Wow, that kid is randomly yelling at that tree over there. What a Robin/Starfire shipper."

"Martha couldn't stop talking even though no one was listening, or cared what she was talking about. What a Robin/Starfire shipper."

by iamtrinity March 9, 2010

Destiel Shipper

A Supernatural shipper that does not actually like the show, and only watches it because of the made up slash fiction in their head regarding Dean Winchester and Castiel. They tend to not have the ability to grasp the idea of context, believing any scene where Dean and Cas talk to each other constitutes queerbaiting because they look at each other. They have a tendency to call most people homophobes for not agree with their views; this can range from the writers on the show (even the gay ones) to the actors -- except Misha Collins, any instances of queerbaiting fans at convention panels on his part is ignored.

Destiel Shipper: Destiel is so canon, did you see how Dean looked at Cas?
Normal Person: You mean like a regular person would in a conversation?
Destiel Shipper: No look at these gifs on Tumblr. See romantic subtext.
Normal Person: Those gifs are chopped out of a larger scene removing any context.
Destiel Shipper: Homophobe.

by V42 October 17, 2014

shiptease

When you order something from a online market like amazon.com and the status of your order is in the "Not shipped yet" or "Shipping soon" stage for what seems to be an extremely long period of time.

Guy1: Dude I order my Xbox 360 from amazon.com 3 days ago and it hasn't even been shipped yet.

Guy2: Wow what a shiptease.

by CaptainGarbage January 21, 2011

holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting

holy shipleys donuts that fagget is taking his pants off

by ..Ni3.. May 2, 2004

pro shipper

someone who is holding a flag that reads "yo im a bitchy person go get me a public execution". they ship problematic shit like incestious relationships, abusive relationships, relationships with such a fucking high age gap that even God himself feels like unaliving.

Person 1: Hey so what ships do you like in (insert anime name)
Pro shipper: (inserts a infants's name)
Person 1: ... ... ...and who?
Pro shipper: (inserts some old ass crusty man)

Pro shipper: I mean, they'll look so cute! The (old man) can take care of the (infant) and they'll have such a loving relationship! I bet the colour is bubblegum pink-
Person 1: *cocks shotgun* you have ten seconds to redo your sins before I blow your brains out

by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 12, 2023