Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

Andrew Shampoo

Has an unhealthy obsession with Micah
Has uncontrollable anger issues
Brushes his teeth with water but no toothpaste
Sleeps with sock on.

This is that moment, Nathan new, he Andrew shampood up

by Whipdy doo gimme that boot November 11, 2019

Shampooed

Day drinking after bingeing the night before. Much easier to sustain a good day drunk.

I had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.

by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011

shampoo the rug

When a man pulls out of the woman just before he cums and he then ejaculates into her pubic hair.

Bill likes to shampoo the rug with Emily on a nightly basis.

Frank gave Linda's rug a good shampooing.

by Rogercles July 23, 2008

buckshot shampoo

Kurt Cobain's and Ernest Hemingway's method of hair washing. No need to lather, rinse, or repeat.

Courtney was none too happy about Kurt's buckshot shampoo -- until it helped her career.

by JustPlainHateful February 14, 2005

shamp

1. to exaggerate beyond belief resulting in disastrous consequences

2. to sass

1. "Last night I shamped Bob...I saw his girlfriend at a cafe and I told him she was cheating on him. Too bad he killed himself..."
2. "I just got fired, don't shamp me. I'm in no mood."

by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009

Shampoo Bag

masturbaiting with a plastic bag filled with shampoo

Mike was shampoo Bagging to his sister's ass.

Vince V shoved Mikes shampoo Bag up his ass to check for hemroids.

I cut my chode shampoo bagging to the thought of wades beautiful teeth

by Mr. Donnelly July 31, 2008