Shia Surprise

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating over their entire face while wearing a Shia LaBeouf mask

"Hey did you hear what happened to Adam? he totally got a Shia Surprise!"

by waking someone up by ejaculati May 30, 2015

Shiday

Contraction of "shit" and "day"

John: Hey dude what's up? You don't look too good!

Sam: I got up this morning. I slipped in the shower. Mistook pimple cream for toothpaste, walked in dogshit on my way to work, got scolded by my boss and then got in an argument with another colleague for silly stuff. Today was a total shiday!

by sabnet2000 June 8, 2010

Shia LaDouche

Videotape your parents fucking while smoking an assload of weed. Once they're asleep, jack off to the tape then sneak into their room and cum on your mother's back. Superman 'dat ho!

There wasn't anything going on Friday night, so I stayed in and pulled a Shia LaDouche.

by Krazy Kurtis June 12, 2009

shia labeouf

The worst excuse for an actor that has ever disgraced the screen. Can also be used to describe especially ugly or repulsive individuals

1.Hey did you see that new movie that actor was a total Shia Labeouf

2. ewww never speak to me again you Shia Labeouf

by sizzlemizzle February 29, 2008

Shia Labeouf

Oh baby, oh baby! Let's make some edible bikinis now come on! Now doesn't that taste good.

Shia Shaide LaBeouf is a hottie. LOL

by Laurie "Loveable Laurie Baby" October 13, 2003

Shidamn

A combination of the words "Shit" and "Damn" meaning the siduation is utterly unfixable or very unfortunate.

"Shidamn! What are we going to do now?!"

"Shidamn, I am so sorry you lost your father ..."

by Fiona Draco August 31, 2018

shidasia

Beautiful loving cute lovely

Wow look shidasia is beautiful

by Shidasia November 22, 2021