shebit

The shebit is a shy and rarely seen creature, with wide nocturnal eyes and pale skin. By avoiding daylight, this curious mammal shuns the waking world and prefers instead to inhabit its darkened den. This lair normally takes the form of a large bedroom with heavy curtains (never opened), numerous plates from midnight fish finger sandwiches (the Shebit's preferred snack) and the continual whine of a computer (the Sheit's only link to the outside world). However docile and retiring this animal may appear, do not approach its den before the sun sets! For the Shebit is vicious and you may not get out alive.

(As all mothers are likely to say from time to time) "Stop sitting about in this dark room! If you don't open those curtains you will turn into a Shebit!!"

by moose_biscuit May 11, 2004

Shiitalkin Mushrooms

A variation of saying "shiitake" mushrooms but with more color.

We were going to have steak, so I thought I would sautee some shiitalkin mushrooms to go along with the meat.

by wordopotomus March 11, 2010

Shititasking

The act of taking a shit whilst working, surfing the interwebs, watching porn, or generally utilizing a web enabled device during the act of taking a dump.

"Are you gonna be outta the bathroom soon!!?!"
"I'm shititasking! I have to email this client before I wipe!"

by Hurling Words April 5, 2010

The Shitits

A way to describe something so incredible, that simply calling it the shit or the tits doesn't do it justice.

That place was the shit! It was the tits! It was....the shitits!

by Mr. Quackerjack June 14, 2018

Shiite

A certain self flagellating cult that is full of odd practices like mutah(holy prostitution) and matam(slapping head or banging head). They are taught to practice taqiyyah(lying) as an obligatory practice in their religion. They sometimes falsely ascribed to the religion of Islam.

I took a big shiite.

by Sir Ben Kingsley October 25, 2016

shibity

a word to replace shit, crap or any other negative words.

oh shibity i just gotcum al over my sweater.

by ~*~memememe~*~ November 3, 2003

shebitchmanwhore

Its a she but also a he who is a whore and a bitch also related to the Huumdaggle but not as severe

a man with female and male parts... who sleeps around and is a bitch

by Willyjack April 17, 2003