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three sheets to the wind

Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.
Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.
by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004
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Shee-It

It simply means "Shit." It's used to describe surprise and/or opposition towards a comment and/or situation. Usually in a major way.
WOMAN: I need a huge favor.
MAN: What?
WOMAN: Will you pay my rent and bills? I'll give you something to make it worth your while.
MAN: Shee-It!!!!!!!! Your hand cares about my money more than you care about me.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 16, 2006
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A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets

A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.
"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".
by Drunken Italian 442 December 19, 2021
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fuck the sheets

To fuck up royally while attempting to accomplish something.
-Rob fucked the sheets on his math exam.

-Rob fucked the sheets instead of his girlfriend so she dumped him.
by Logan24 August 5, 2005
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sheeut

holy sheeut!
by KRHimself November 9, 2003
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sheet skeet

The art of ejaculating in an unsuspecting target's bed sheets.
1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.

2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.
by Browniebaby October 25, 2006
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sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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