All Tea No Shade

Tea is the meaning of gossip and shade is in the form of a diss.

"Girl, did you hear how Raheim said that girls pussy stank?! All Tea No Shade."

by Cii June 11, 2014

window shade

(n.) According to dictionary.com, "an opaque fabric mounted to cover or expose a window."
Window shades come in many different sizes and shapes, and several different designs exist. During long, hot summers, window shades are a necessity for any inhabitable home. They provide safety, security, and cool air. Two types of shading exist, internal and external. External shading is more desirable due to its higher energy efficiency. However, internal shading blocks out more of the rays. Now why in God's name did I just waste 15 minutes defining a friggin windowshade????

Window shade are so cool that they were the last thing you'd expect to be defined on urbandictionary.com!

by ijustlivehere May 18, 2006

Shaden Froider

Shaden Froider is a german word used when you find someone else's misfortune amusing.

Tom: Hahahahahaha! You have got purple eyeshadow on! You're Violet Baurigard! *Running backwards then turns forward and falls flat on face!*
Joe and Lily: SHADEN FROIDER! *Laughing*

by Lily Powell May 28, 2006

Big Shades Theory

The theory that proves that 96% of all women that wear big 60's style sunglasses trying to look like M.K Olsen or Nicole Richie; are in fact ugly ass horse faces. These woman wear these " vintage knockoff" glasses in order to cover up the hidden horse face. As for the remaining percent, 3% are the women who are actually stunningly gorgeous and their glasses are either Fendi or Dior, and the remaining 1% are the fag ass dudes wearing purple/yellow scarves and grey cheap mondays who were never cool in highschool and still aren't cool.

1. dave-"yoh bro, check out that broad ore' there with the huge shades!"
shad- " no man, think about the Big Shades Theory that Kent taught us, she is totally a horse face."

2. dave- " yoh bro, check out that dude with the big shades. what a stunner douche."
steve- " yeah, what a douche, check out his sweet tapered cheap mondays though, never seen those before..."

by Lenny Marshall December 16, 2008

Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes

My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.

by god August 7, 2003

shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

stunna shades

first rapper to wear stunnas r.i.p to the mac dre used to wear these glasses to block out the sun and (playerhaters).40,keak da sneak,used it in a track
(tell me when to go) so put your stunna shades on and dont (playerhate)

put your stunna shades on i see playerhaters

by sir.stackhouse September 20, 2008