Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

wood shampoo

When somone jizzes in another person's hair

Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!

Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow

by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010

Shapoopie

A term overused by boys named Paul, shapoopie refers to sexual intercourse with another person

“So I hear you and Clarence had a little shapoopie in your backseat after prom”

by lildrummerboi November 23, 2017

shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

by jovato May 6, 2003

Apple Shampoo

to urinate over someone

"dude i just apple shampooed this biatch"

by tic crew March 13, 2009

SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007