scat pipe

Another term for turd cutter, or the sphincter. Rectum, butthole, etc.

Those jalapenos lit my scat pipe on fire.

by Qel E June 22, 2007

scat monkey

(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.

2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.

Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.

Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.

by Twisted_Colour April 19, 2009

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

scatch

portuguese boys between the ages of 15 and 24, usually titled with generic names, including matthew, mike, derek, samuel, etc. these young men mostly have common portuguese last names, such as pereira, or anything ending with "ereira". these young men are usually of sub-par intelligence, but have overall good intentions.

check out that scatch trying trade a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.

that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.

i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.

by andrewLOLMATTHEW! January 15, 2006

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

scratch

In track, when a runner withdraws from a race before it begins. The term originated from the days when heat sheets were written on paper, and a runner's name would litterally be scratched off in pencil when he/she decided not to race.

I'm feeling tired today. I think I'm gonna run the mile, and scratch the 3000m.

by DukeT November 26, 2010

Scratchies

Light scratches given in an affectionate manner.

Mark likes when his girlfriend gives him scratchies on his back before bed.

by FadeIntoYou January 22, 2013