2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.

Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"

by GDrizzle June 4, 2011

stinky scambonious

a fart of such a high calibur it can cause mental brain damage

HOLY COW, that was one stinky scambonious!

by adam french May 13, 2005

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

crambone

To take the last of the coffee and not make any more for your coworkers. Describes the mix of frustration, anger, and resignation as you look at your cream ("cram") filled coffee mug while hefting the bone-dry ("bone") empty pot.

"Aw, man! I really wanted some coffee, but John cramboned me." "I was going to make more coffee but I was in a hurry, so I just cramboned everyone."

by Medesha April 4, 2009

Scramble

To crack an egg in someone's ass then fuck them until it scrambles

I got scrambled last night

by Evhrdcgrr April 26, 2019

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

by cwish March 25, 2008