smarty jones

A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.

I'll give you a smarty jones

by VZ December 28, 2005

scary stuff

stuff that is scary...

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?

by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006

Scary Hours

The time in the night (usually 2:00 - 4:00) where you're up way too late and start thinking of all of the possible scary shit that can happen to you.

Bro, I was up during the Scary Hours last night, I thought there was a demon chasing me back to my room after getting a cheese-stick from the fridge.

by Professor Sauce April 29, 2020

Scary Movie

1. An excuse to hold a guy/girl's hand.

2. A way to show that you're tough (applies to men only)

3. A reason to cuddle.

Grab my hand while we watch this scary movie.

by austinidhitit April 4, 2010

Scary Zone

The realm of existence you enter upon smoking way to much weed. A place where you are convinced you'll never leave, and that you are so high that it becomes a nightmare. The closest you can be to poding without poding.

guy 1 : Dude i smoked way too much last night.

guy 2 : Why did you POD?

guy 1: Nah man i entered the scary zone i thought id never be sober again.

by Laxkid22oa July 17, 2010

Scary Pizza

A dirty vagina worse than a blue waffle. Looks like an actually pizza.

Kevin: I bet you that girl has a Scary Pizza.
James: Want me to go ask her?
Kevin: Yes.
James: Do you have a Scary Pizza?
Ashley: Yes, I do. Wanna lick?
James: HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIL NO

by ScaryPizzaVagina August 11, 2011

scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

by scary times June 7, 2017