Andy Samberg

the cutest and hottest man to ever exist & the best actor ever.

Mikey: yo, do you know who Andy Samberg is?

Lexi: Yes! I love Andy Samberg!

by s4mbergg July 16, 2023

Samir

Some ugly Arab who decided to be a math teacher and is horrible at it.

Boy1: Yoo mate my new math teacher is a fucking Samir, definitely gonna fail this class now.
Boy2: That suck bro, we should find him behind the school and beat him to death.

by Krille E January 28, 2020

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Samir

The most homosexual being in the world and even the entire world, this person enjoys rigorous fisting and the most extreme of sexual positions. His asshole capacity is far superior to all others and can even fit a replica of the Empire State Building or even a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson action figure.

Samir got fucked so raw in the ass last night by this guy named Jesus.

by HeterosexualGod October 10, 2018

dan-smiertka

dan-smiertka is the best guy ever! he is soooo cute and the bestest friend evaaa! i so totally love him....

and hope he won't kill me for my last entry... :)

wow, did you see dan-smiertka today? he looks so good!

by sorry! August 5, 2009

Dirty Samira

She will smash your sister, girlfriend,and mother of you mess with her and you might say they are all straight oh she well make them gay

Dude 1 . look at that dyke

Dude 2. Let's go say something to her/him

Dude 1. Wsg dyke

Samira. Oh nothing I just smashed your girlfriend last night and then I'm going to smash your sister tonight so dont go home unless you wanna hear her call me Dirty Samira

by Igotyourgirlfriend April 22, 2020