odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.
"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"
by dorham May 23, 2006
Get the cock-staple mug.When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass
by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009
Get the Jamican Stapler mug.To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.
Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's go get Stapped!
Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.
Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.
by IAmBoard April 13, 2010
Get the get Stapped mug.A bitch that is overly attatched to you.
An annoying person who wont hop off your dick.
An interference of your life.
An annoying person who wont hop off your dick.
An interference of your life.
Ex1) Raul : Yo, babe you better watch your friend Cathy she is such a "staple".
Ex2) Jerome : Yo, Monique won't stop calling me after i hit it and quit it.
Theron: Wow, thats why i don't deal with girls that are a staple.
Ex2) Jerome : Yo, Monique won't stop calling me after i hit it and quit it.
Theron: Wow, thats why i don't deal with girls that are a staple.
by Erika, Steph & Cilla August 23, 2008
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1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)
2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing
3. not really sure
4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).
2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing
3. not really sure
4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).
sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::
1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.
random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::
1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.
random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE
by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006
Get the clit staple mug.Condition that occurs when one hoards staples and allows the "adhesive" in the staples to dry from disuse. This results in resistoring, phoning, and stapler jams.
Damn---I'm out of staples, so I have to use these old staples now. I bet all of them have staple rot!
by pentozali September 15, 2007
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