slimstade

coolest fucking person in the world who will kick ur ass at any game

dude i just got my ass beat by slimstade

by slimstade October 21, 2011

SIMS

Acronym used by u/whats-crack-a-lackin
It means Sorry I meant salad

Why did you type “lsnsn”?
SIMS.

by MrTrebss April 23, 2020

Riley Sims

A human name commonly associated with a person who smells of piss

"Oh you seen that twit, he smells like piss, He must be Riley Sims"

by wodwang February 5, 2023

Sims

An Annoying game crated by some megaconglomerate Will Sumfinoranother, I like to kill these little artificial beings!

"I burnt my sims to death in a kitchen fire, Shudnt have FUCKED my girlfriend while I was watching TV in the next room with my best mate on the mechanical BULL!"

by Philip J February 14, 2003

Shimsham

A tranny-whore.

Or a girl that has to be a fuckin guy.

Man, look at the fuckin shimshamy bitch.

That hoe must be a shimsham.

by oilerfan1 November 25, 2004

stims

n: a female pedophile, especially one that keeps her victims in her basement

That stims kicked that little boy in the shin and made him wait for the punchline.

by smay November 22, 2003

the sims

a game over a computer where you live the life you wish you had but never could get (for the most part because 1 of u has had to have acomplished that life)

guy1: hi

guy2: hi

guy1: do you play the sims its great you can go to parties, live life, get layed and have fun

guy2: no i dont

guy1: ha ha your a loser

guy2: no im not im doing all the shit u just listed tonight and i do it every other weekend and even better its not behind a computer

(guy2 walks away)

(guy1 stands there feeling like a retarded douche luckily he quits the sims and 6 months later at a party he meets guy 2 again)

(guy1 sees him)

guy1: hi

guy2: hi loser

guy1: wait i changed the sims is retarded

guy2: oh cool

guy1: yeah

guy2: wanna ditch this lame ass part and go have a beer then get layed by some hot chicks

guy1: alright

the end =)

by Skimboarder November 30, 2009