Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit

"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"

by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 04, 2023

spoog

another word for jiz or cum

he left his spoog on me

by juxbros January 31, 2022

spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.

He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.

by bob3_9 May 18, 2011

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019