Kiersten : Why are you so mad Kaylee?
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!
by SlopNChop December 26, 2017
Get the Sexmug. Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.
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by Very Horny Man August 22, 2005
Get the sexmug. "Sex.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my..."
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my..."
by Amy64765875 January 13, 2008
Get the Sexmug. Milly was at Cole’s house and he started to kiss her she moaned as she grabbed his dick and took off all his clothes, he did the same to her. Cole put a condom on and milly shoved it into her she opened her legs and wanted him to thrust it hard. He did and she moaned “mmm harder baby, all the way ahhh” he slid his 8” penis into her and she moaned loudly. He removed his condom to cum all over her large tits she licked it up and he did it again she took his whole dick in her mouth and licked it along the sides as Cole moaned. They had more sex before milly gave Cole the best blow job ever. They had sex again the next day even though they were sore.
by Hot stories January 7, 2021
Get the Sexmug. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like card games; if ur not patient u should have a good hand
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Sex is like card games; if ur not patient u should have a good hand
by TheSexDictionary July 3, 2007
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You have sex, I have sex, she have sex, he have sex, they have sex and we are have sex. Yes. Its very sexy
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