When somebody shits their pants and neglects to tend to the soiled britches, they are considered to have a "wet seat".
By the way he walked, you would never notice, but once the stench began to circulate, it was obvious that James was sporting a wet seat.
by aksival October 20, 2008
In context of the game shotgun , the bitch seat is the seat that is last to be claimed after shotgun is called. It is the worst seat in the car, usually the middle back seat, although any backseat in the car can be the bitch seat if it has, for example, a malfunctioning window or crappy apholstery.
Person 1: Shotgun!
Person 2: Dammit. Shotgun cobain! (back left seat)
Person 3: Shotgun back right hand!
Person 4: Ahh c'mon guys, i always get the bitch seat!
Person 3: Sucked in dude.
Person 2: Dammit. Shotgun cobain! (back left seat)
Person 3: Shotgun back right hand!
Person 4: Ahh c'mon guys, i always get the bitch seat!
Person 3: Sucked in dude.
by alessiocolli1993 October 24, 2010
James: Damn my legs are tired and boy do I want a good fucking!
Sammy: Why don't you go sit down on that banana seat and take a load off while you take a load in.
Sammy: Why don't you go sit down on that banana seat and take a load off while you take a load in.
by dogmanmandog September 16, 2016
by The one and only Hoffnigger April 16, 2009
A painful dive which is executed by jumping off a diving board and raising both legs directly in front of you, such that they are completely horizontal when you hit the water, and placing your hands together in the prayer position while bowing your head.
by The Painfull Diver August 04, 2009
by someonethathatessomeone February 17, 2019
A low self-respect guy that dates and keeps company of a women that he likes. But, she only using him temporary until she meets her new lover. Once she meets her lover, the guy leaves and the seat is warmed for the new lover to sit in.
Omg... That guy again, you know he follows you around like a lost puppy. Once you get a new guy, tell that seat warmer to fuck off.
by Spectre456 July 08, 2020