Spawn of Satan

A really annoying kid, person, or one's mother-in-law.

Adam: Hey John, who're you talking to?
John: the spawn of Satan
Adam: Ah, your mother-in-law.

by Satan's Underdog January 4, 2012

Satan

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Knights In Service of Satan

A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.

Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.

by Baraldo September 12, 2006

Satan

Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.

Ya better figure it out mang.

by satanists are brainwashing control freaks March 10, 2005

satan

Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.

At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!

by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005

Satan's Hell Fire

Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.

That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Spicier than Satan's Butt hole

Hotter than the heat from the Devils Derriere.

That Spicy Chicken Sand-which from Wendy's was Spicier than Satan's Butt hole!

by Skash July 16, 2009